Player wins an undeserved penalty by taking a dive in the last minute of an important playoff semi-final football (soccer) match. He misses, the opposition counter and score, arguably costing his team a place in the playoff final and a chance to win promotion to the English Premier League. (2013)
/r/instant_regret: "What have I done..." - Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!" - August 5, 2022 - 09:53