You can't jump above your head.
/r/PeopleAreFckinStupid: People Are Fucking Stupid - A place to show off fucking stupid people - September 12, 2022 - 20:35
/r/instant_regret: "What have I done..." - Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!" - September 12, 2022 - 18:39