Smack a police horse, what could go wrong?
/r/JusticeServed: Le roi est mort, vive le roi! - We would like to remind all of our users and subscribers that we still do not tolerate them. - July 12, 2018 - 17:03
HMC While I smack that horse booty.
/r/holdmycosmo: Hey, bitch! Hold my cosmo! - Girls failing at life in funny ways, usually drunk. Hold my cosmo aka HMC. - July 12, 2018 - 13:54
Hoof to the face xpost from Instant_regret
/r/pussypassdenied: Pussy Pass Denied - Welcome to /r/pussypassdenied, where women are not allowed to use their gender as a handicap or an excuse to act like assholes. Yay equality! - October 17, 2016 - 13:43
Drunk girl at homecoming gets nailed in the head after trying to slap a police horse
/r/instant_regret: "What have I done..." - Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!" - October 17, 2016 - 01:22